the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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