woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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