Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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