everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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