She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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