omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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