bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Enjoy the penises
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
