ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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