It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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