I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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