Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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