Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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