I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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