Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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