yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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