what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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