Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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