my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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