So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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