is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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