Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
