you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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