I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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