hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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