He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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