What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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