Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I am mentally ready for anal.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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