I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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