I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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