You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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