Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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