either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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