no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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