you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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