just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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