I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My ATM looks so different sober.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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