So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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