Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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