So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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