Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We need a shit load of segways right now
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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