he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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