i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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