My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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