what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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