Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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