i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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