Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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