arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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