Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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