idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Is it penis luge time yet?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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