he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize