it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
send nudes
from the living room?
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