i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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