He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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