Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
