apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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