I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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